Wow.Justwow.
Isthatallthatbad?Iwouldlovetolivemylifeasavideogame.MaybeonedaymygirlfriendwillshowupasanEredarTwinorPirate.Thatwouldn'tbesobad.Orperhapsshe'llberidingaroundonagiantturtle.Withpinkelephants.
HehasalsosuedtheEiffelTower,andlost.
AmansittinginaSouthCarolinaprisonservingtimeforwirefraudhasdecidedtofileathird-partymotionintheMDYv.Blizzard.JonathanRichesisaccusingBlizzardof"...causing[me]toliveinavirtualuniverse,where[I]exploredthelandscapecommittingidentitytheftandfightingcybermonsterrivalhackergangs."
Iprobablydon'tneedtosayanythingelse,andheprobablydoesn'teither.I'mprettysuremostjudgeswouldjustthrowthemotionoutrightthere.But,themotioncontinues...
"Richeswasaddictedtovideogamesandlosttouchwithrealitybecauseof[Blizzard].ThiscausedRichestocommitfraudtobuy[Blizzard's]videogames.RicheschoseWorldofWarcraftoverworkingalegitjob.Richesmindbecamealivingvideogame."